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Church Of The
Swimming Elephant



Cotse evolved from a website that I started in late 1991, the Security Garage. It existed as the Security Garage until early 1996 when it was moved and became Gielda's Garage. Gielda's Garage lasted until March of 1999, when problems with my web host and a desire to bring it home had me installing a high speed line, moving it, and renaming it Cotse. Cotse became a corporation in late 2000 with the formation of Packetderm, LLC.

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Cotse operates across a Cluster of Dual Ghz Servers and several individual "speciality" servers over multiple broadband lines.

Current Clustered Machines:

Dual Ghz+ Intel Pentium 4's
- 1 GB RAM
- 2x1GHz+
- RAID 120GB + Per Machine
- 100Mb-T over multiple dedicated broadband connections


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Church of the Swimming Elephant©1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 is a wholly owned subsidiary of Packetderm, LLC.

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Worcester, MA 01609