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Church Of The
Swimming Elephant



Cotse no longer supports advertising. We have decided that the headaches involved are not justified by the small amount of revenue received. We were planning on running an ad auction, this is no longer going to be done.

To be honest, we would rather spend our time developing the site and services. Dealing with advertising banners and advertisers just cuts into development time. The other reason is that we are just plain fed up with third party ad agency tactics in the use of cookies for profiling our users.

So, if you really want your advertising to appear on this site, the only option is sponsorship. For a flat rate fee we will add your banner exclusively to our pages. Rates follow:

- $5000/mo for the top banner 468x60
- $4000/mo for a right side text box
- $2000/mo for 125x125 button
- $1000/mo for 120x60 button

Payment is required up front. All ads will run off our servers and no user profiling will be provided.

Considering that this cuts into the heart of the current advertising structure, we expect to remain ad free. However, we have a solid niche, very high traffic volume, and solid demographics, so for the right campaign this is a bargain.

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